The Reason to (Rescue) Yourself a Dog

I'm Gonna Buy Me a Dog

Music/Lyrics by Boyce & Hart

Now? You know my girl...now? You know my girl just called my up

And she woke my from my sleep. *Snores*

You should have heard the things she said

You know she hurt my feelings deep.

I'm gonna buy me a dog.

A dog? 

A dog. 

Why? 

Why?

'Cause I need a friend now.

Babe, you need all the friends you can get!

I'm gonna buy me a dog,

My girl, my girl, don't love me no how. 

Don't riun my song man. It's the only song I have. 

It was ruined when it was wrote. 

Uh, where's the verse?

She used to bring me my, my newspaper 

You don't even know where it's at!

'Cause she knew where it was at.

She used to keep me so contented,

But I can teach a dog to do that.

I'm gonna buy me a dog. 

You couldn't teach a dog to do that. You can only train elephants.

'Cause I need a friend now. 

I need a friend now! 

Now! 

Yeah!

I'm gonna buy me a dog. 

A dog. Here Rover, Fido, Spot! 

Here boy! *Whistle*

Last song, side 2, on the 1966 debut release of, "The Monkees."